Happy New Year Jokes 2018, Download Funny New Year Memes

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2018 Happy New Year Jokes and Memes:

“New Year’s is just a holiday
created by calendar companies
which don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar”

“Knock Knock! Who’s there?
Merry and Happy!
Merry and Happy who?
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.”

“Santa Ρroposed a Girl.
Gιrl said: I Αm 1-year Εlder to you.
Santa said: Oye no problem sοhniye I’ll Μarry you the next Υear…”

“I have only one resolution.
To explore the difference between wants and needs.
May I have all I need and want all I have.
Happy New Year 2018

John, at a New Year’s party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says.
“I’m in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” asks David.
“Yeah,” laughs John, “I’ve quit buying.

“In 2018, may your neighbors respect you,
problems neglect you, angels protect you,
and heaven accepts you.”

“Dear God, my prayer for 2018 is
a FAT bank account and a THIN body.
Please don’t mix it up like
you did this year”

“I’m planning on finding new and interesting things
to hate about my job in 2018”

Happy New Year 2018 Jokes in Hindi:

Most Indians feel comfortable while reading Hindi Jokes as compared to English Jokes. So as to, we thought that there should be a huge collection of New Year Jokes in Hindi. Our team worked hard and came up with the excellent collection of Funny New Year Jokes. You are going to rock when you will send these Happy New Year 2018 Jokes to your friends. Because your friends will say that I am dying of laughter after reading these New Year Jokes 2018.

“Just listened that in 2018 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into words.
I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol.”

“Girl : Janu Ηam year Κi last din Μe aik lοng drive Ρay jayen kya
Ρathan : Nahi g Μeri b.v bemar Ηy mujy usy Ηospital le kr jana Ηy.
Girl:-ωhaaat??”
“Τum shadi Shuda Ηo
Ρathan:- ham Νy to phly hi Βataya hy k
Μe aik boht Βadi musibat Μa gariftar Ηun…..:-)
Ηappy New Year !”

 

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